Miss J. Alexander Is Now The Sister Of Bitcoin And More Fashion News You Missed.

Miss J Alexander stepped into crypto trading with words we never thought we should write from America's subsequent top model fame. Fashion, which has become a sibling to Bitcoin, has announced the launch of a collection of digital fashion devices for sale as customer-wearable NFTs on "Metaversum," also known as the Internet. 

Although Miss J has yet to reveal the design, the press release sees a stretched-faced reality TV judge standing in a flared blazer dress reminiscent of Natalie Portman in Star Wars and the hotel manager.

"One of the main concepts behind the downturn is that money is relative," he said, sounding convincing but not accurate. "But trust is universal," added the Dogecoin doll. This was a discrepancy in her policy as Miss J, along with Tyra Banks, ordered the models "as if they were for sale and the lease was due tonight." 

But here too, who can predict cryptocurrencies. He also said, "Don't blame the photographer, blame your parents for bad DNA," and "If you can't put a plaster of Paris, you can look stinky." But if I try to remember anything else from the show, I will sadly leave. 

In other fashion news this week, Paris Fashion Week and SS22 ended with Ella Emhoff announcing the return of menswear Miu Miu (presumably), an episode of Balenciaga from the Simpsons, and a few crashes on the Louis Vuitton circuit - although I did all of that after that I forgot Ho Yeon Jung from Squid Game was appointed as the official meson ambassador. In London, Gucci finds slick terrain as Tremaine Ellory travels through childhood. 

An entire online community dedicated to ASMR fashion featuring timeless videos of people using tiny brushes to bring Manolo Blahniks back to life. However, LN: CC is at the other end of the spectrum, which obscures Maison Margiela's AW21 collection. 

Instead, British artist William Cobbing steps into pieces of virgin and unworn boots, crushing and strangling the tabby in clay and technical color. The Dalston Concept Store then sells dirty items as personal items. Watch the Cobbing Show Video here.

In central London, Machine-A is the only UK retailer selected for the Glenn Martens distorted diesel debut. The SS22 collection, which also includes denim boots, kicked off this week with an in-store install. Head to Soho to see for yourself or shop the collection here.